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My friend sent me this the other day, too funny, too funny!!!

Every morning John would drive down Constant Spring Road on his way to work. And every morning he would stop and give the resident beggar man $50.
After a while John started to give the beggar $30.  The beggar, noticing that his money was reduced, was not too pleased, but said nothing.
Later on, John began giving the beggar $20. The beggar, noticing this further decrease, became noticeably upset and decided to speak to John about it.

He stopped John one morning after accepting $20 and said, "Wha' happening man? Yuh use to gi me $50, then yuh cut it down to $30, now dis!" (What happening man? You used to give me $50, then you cut it down to $30, now this!)

John replied, "Boy, times have been hard. My eldest boy just started at UWI and my youngest daughter is now at high school...so you know how it a go...."

The beggar looked at him with impatience and asked, "Hexactly how much pickney dem yuh 'ave, boss?" (Exactly how much kids do you have?)

"Four," replied John.

The now irate beggar asked in a tone of disbelief,  "Suh yuh mean fi tell me dat is out of mi money yuh a sen' yuh pickney dem a school?" (So you mean to tell me that it is out of my money you are sending your children to school?)

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