A friend sent me this and I had to share.

An old lady is at the supermarket with her grandchild when she says "Diploma, go get the milk,diploma go get the butter."

"Ok grandma," the child replied.

 When they got up to the register the old lady said, "Diploma pay the
 cashier."

 The cashier curiously asks "Why u call the pickney diploma?" ["Why do you call the child diploma?"]

 The old woman replied, "Cuz wen mi send har mumma go college a dis she cum
 back with." ["Because when I sent her mother to college, it is this she came back with."]